Wednesday, February 23, 2011. At first I thought it was just a call for me to bring her a drink or view the movies she was working on, but there was a tone dread draped on the words as they stumbled down the stairs. Rolling out of the folds of the couch and lumber-jogging up the stairs I shuffled through theories of what could have possibly gone wrong. Was the toilet clogged? Had she noticed the stain on the carpet that was strategically hidden by an out of place box? Perhaps it was just a burnt out light.

I was a middle aged tub of lard! A man in his late forties discovers the joy of working out with free weights. He learns that he can do it all in a corner of his house. His life changes from tubby to happy. Thursday, October 11, 2012. Two neighbors have given .

People always ask me about the cloud. My general rules for cloud. Security is a must, long passwords i. over 8 characters, mix of numbers, letters, symbols. Never store anything on a cloud service that is not backed up on your local computer. Backup, backup, backup.

Monday, November 26, 2007. It takes a long time to become young. Monday, November 19, 2007. I need you to look petrified if you consent. Saturday, November 17, 2007. Friday, November 16, 2007. It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile. Wednesday, November 14, 2007. I can transform without trying. Saturday, November 10, 2007. He who is drowning is not troubled by the rain. Sunday, November 4, 2007. Just because I can! .

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